Everything you've ever wanted to know about sex and love in Ireland but were afraid to ask for fear of a clatter on the ear.

There's been a rule of thumb in Ireland the last thousand years - if it's something you enjoy, it's a sin. And if it's anything to do with SEX, it's a mortal sin.

Here, in one uncensored package, is everything you've ever wanted to know about sex and love in Ireland but were afraid to ask for fear of a clatter on the ear - Abstinence, Confession, Clingfilm, Croke Park, the Ballybunion Bachelor Festival ... what more could you ask?

Find out who shouldn't have, but did; why there were lots of 'fallen women' but no 'fallen men'; and the extreme measures taken to stop us thinking about our wobbly bits and return to singing about the Famine.

About the Authors

Colin Murphy and Donal O'Dea are both employed as senior creative staff in one of Ireland's leading advertising agencies. Colin Murphy is Creative Director with a background in copywriting , while Donal O'Dea is a senior Art Director. They have worked together as a team for over a decade and have won more awards for creative advertising than any other team in Irish advertising/marketing.